A boy and his train.

*Since nothing exciting is going on or has gone on yet, I've decided that I wanted to do something to brighten every ones day up as they head into the beginning of the week. I hope everyone had a happy and safe weekend.*

There was a boy who was playing with his train set. One afternoon his mother happened to be listening from the kitchen as her son played. She was shocked to hear him say:
"Alright all you sons of bitches who want on the train, get on the train. And all you sons of bitches that want off the train, get off. And all you sons of bitches that want to change seats, change seats now because the trains leaving the station. Whoo Whooooo."
So the mother came into the room and scolded her son and said to him
"Go to your room. Your not allowed to play with your train set for two hours."
So the boy went to his room and stayed there for two hours. After the two hours were up the boy asked his mom if he could play with his train set again. She said yes and asked him if he understood why he was punished. He nodded yes, and went off to play again. The mother stood in the kitchen and listened again to listen to what her son would say. And the boy said:
"Whoo. Whooooo! All you ladies and gentlemen that want on the train, get on. All you ladies and gentlemen that want off, get off. And all you sons of bitches that are pissed because the train is two hours late, go talk to the bitch in the kitchen."