Women In Trouble!

Wow so I just watched this weird, crazy, hilarious movie. Since I have nothing better to do on a late Sunday night, I went to my Netflix account on my computer and picked this movie out, since I had never seen it.

Women in Trouble

It seemed like a lower budget film, with some frames out of focus, but a really good story line. There are some bigger names in the film.

Its about several women, most but not all of them connected to each other in some way or another.

Combining a cast of characters from a porn star to a shrink.

In some places of the movie it leaves you hanging a little bit but keeps you highly entertained.

In my opinion the hospital scene is one of the best.

The porn star is watching the daughter of her new friend, both of them smoking some cigarettes (don't judge that last sentence until you watch the movie). I don't want to ruin anything, not that you ll understand this conversation without watching the movie but here goes because this just kept me laughing.

"Why do they call them adult movies if there so juvenile? Its a euphemism. Whats a euphemism? A polite way of saying something that drags all the fun outta saying it. Like saying a plastic vagina is a novelty item."

Another conversation that just kept me laughing went something like this.

"Can I change my middle name? You don't have a middle name. I know but I wanna change my name to Charlotte D Hunter. Whats the D stand for? Danger. Danger is your middle name? Dangers my middle name!"

Trust me on this if your going to trust me on anything. If you think you have a sense of humor like I do then like this movie. Try and watch this movie, it'll be good for your insides.

I bid a dollar. Ok How about two dollars.

As I'm playing on the computer and going through all my accounts. As I come to my last account it occurs to me that I'm really addicted to EBay.

I mean I know I have a small shopping problem and EBay just allows me to shop easier and cheaper from the comfort of my home.

How could some one like me not be addicted to a site like that?

Lets go Racing.

Last night I went racing with my friends. Whats even better was I was in the pits.

*The pits, for those who don't know, is the area where the cars are with the trailers. See picture below.

Now this is stock car racing not nascar or any other.

Now the stands are ok but being in the pits is better because you have a WAY better view of everything.

The amount of teams I root for has gone up over the year.

It started out with me rooting for one team. That was the first time I had been there. And I loved it from the first crash.

The sounds, smells, fights, and crashes. It surrounds you through most of the night. And it is an adrenaline rush! Even though I don't race, its just so thrilling to stand there and watch the cars battle for first place.

The second year came for racing and I had another team to support. My friends from the city. Their a little more into it than my first team. But thats just one more reason to go to the races.

Now as we enter my third year for racing I may have another team to support. Their a little newer to this but itll be nice to have one more reason to go to the races.

Drinks are on me!

Not really. Sorry for getting you hopes up.

If you haven't read my earlier blogs I work at a bar at the tender age of 20.

It was taco night. They were amazing. Homemade taco shells deep fat fried. Wow I love food way to much.

Note that the food in the picture is not the taco from the bar but picture courtesy of Yahoo and the closest picture I could get that looked like the actual thing.

So anyways. Since I only started about a month ago and have never bar tended before I am still learning stuff. And its kind of interesting to learn some of the things I do.

So the night started off pretty good. Then a little later into the night in strolls a guys I'm strongly disliking at the moment and his whore looking girlfriend. Sorry about the whore comment but that's the was she dressed. She was wearing a short skirt and a low cut top not to mention she has giant boobs.

So why do I strongly dislike this person. We have a history 'nough said. But Ill shorten the story just for you. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy. Things didn't work out because the boy was to dumb to realize what he had. Boy gets a new girlfriend, then when said girlfriend is out of town boy invites first girl over to drink and lies to her.

I think I did pretty good summing it up for you.

So back to the bar. Now can I really hate on this person, not really when hes drinking in the bar. He provides most my tips. I love drunk people!

I took off my bra and now I have a tan line.

Ok everyone whos reading this get your minds out of the gutter!

Im talking about my car you perverts.

What is know as a bra for your car is attached to the front of your car. I think its to catch the bugs from doing something or other. I dont really know because it came with the car.

Anyway. Ashley has been bugging me to take off my bra because she says that itll make that part of my car rust. And yes I think shes right but Im just to lazy to get my butt up and actually do it.

Now the other day I was having my friends, Daniel and Brent, change my oil. After they were done Daniel decided he needed to gang up on me with Ashley and tell me I should take it off. So while the guys were busy talking about cars with someone that stopped by I took off the top part of my bra since I was standing right there.

After the other person left and we were back to standing around talking Daniel looked at my car and asked me where the top part went. I told him I took it off, since he obviously didnt see me do it. Then he decided to tell me my car had a tan line. Thats what there actually called he said.

Well la-de-da I thought. All I cared about was that now my car was dirty and needed a bath.

Theres a Monkey in my Closet

Ok so the monkeys not in my closet but he is on my bed.
A monkey I've dubbed Bob. And he rules the right side of my bed.
I don't really find it that crazy that I still have a stuffed animal on my bed and that I occasionally cuddle with. Is it crazy? Is it to childish? Maybe to some people but this monkey means so much to me.

Come on now, I know some people still have childhood toys that they don't really want to part with. Whether they are in some box in the back of the closet or sitting on a shelf in your living room. And is it really that bad to have a toy of some kind that you still have after all these years?

I think not and since I am a BIG kid I still have several of my childhood toys but there mainly at my parents house.

Now Bob is not just some random toy, he has memories and sentimental value of a relative that has died just only a year ago.

Given to me several years ago by my Aunt Carolyn and Uncle Marv at one of our many family Christmas get together. For most of the time Bob was in the back seat of my car. However, I recently bought a newish car and have decided Bob needed a better home than the car. So now he sits on my bed day and night. And he occasionally comes out into the living room for a visit. Or when my friends have their kids over and they take a nap in my bed he becomes their cuddle buddy.

I will probably never get rid of my Bob since I will never get to see my Uncle Marv ever again. Every time I look at my monkey I know that my Uncle is in a better place watching over me and my family.

To The Crazies

As I log on to my blog and check out the latest updates it comes to my attention that I know have a few followers.

I was never expecting people to actually read my random thoughts but I guess I should account for the people out there that are just as crazy as me.

And I would just like to say thank you to those that have started following me on my way through life.